80+ September Puns & Jokes: Leafing August Behind with Laughter

Get ready to fall in love with laughter, because we’ve compiled the best list of September puns and jokes that are absolutely brimming with autumn-al humor! If you’re searching for clever and positive ways to welcome the month, these puns are guaranteed to leaf you in stitches. So, buckle up for a wild ride through the funniest side of September – it’s gonna be a grape month!

My Picks: Top September Puns to “Fall” For

1. Feeling sept-acular, it’s my birth month!
2. School’s back? Septem-burr, it’s cold out here!
3. Can’t go out, gotta save for Septem-broke.
4. Pumpkin spice lattes? Oh yes, Septem-believe it!
5. Summer’s over? Don’t Septem-ber the Alamo (of good times)!
6. Leaf me alone, I’m having a Septem-moment.
7. My favorite sweater? It’s Septem-berfect.
8. New month, new me? Nah, Septem-ber the same old me.
9. Time flies in September, it’s Septem-briefer than you think.
10. Sweater weather is my favorite Septem-virtue.
11. Can’t wait for Halloween! It’s Septem-boo-tiful.
12. Back to school shopping? Hope you have deep Septem-pockets!
13. So many birthdays this month, it’s a Septem-bration!

Funniest & Best September Puns and Jokes to Leaf You in Stitches

1. I can’t believe it’s already September. Time flies when you’re having autumn-atic fun! 🍂
2. I asked my calendar what its least favorite month was. It said, “Septem-brrr, it’s too chilly!” 🥶
3. Feeling stressed this September? Just remember to pumpkin spice everything and you’ll be fine. 🎃
4. My friend said he wanted to learn a new skill in September. I suggested “procrastinating on summer’s to-do list.” 😎
5. You know it’s September when you walk into a store and it’s already decorated for Halloween and Christmas. Talk about a Septem-baffling decision! 🎄👻
6. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree in September? “Hold onto your fronds, it’s gonna get breezy!” 🌴
7. What’s a teacher’s favorite drink in September? Anything they can get their “class” on! 🍎
8. I love September. It’s the only time of year I can wear white pants after Labor Day and blame it on being “fashionably early” for winter. 😉
9. My bank account in September is like a horror movie… it’s always empty and full of scary surprises. 😱
10. What did the pumpkin spice latte say to the sweater weather? “We really latte each other in September.” ☕️🍂
11. I’m so excited for September…said no student ever. 📚
12. Trying to keep up with all the fall trends in September is like trying to catch falling leaves: futile and exhausting. 🍁🏃‍♀️
13. I’m not sure what’s more unpredictable in September: the weather or my willingness to start wearing pants again. 🤔👖

Funny One-liners September Jokes for a Month of Laughter

1. I can’t believe it’s already September… time flies when you’re having a Septem-ber months of fun!
2. My wallet’s feeling pretty light this September. Guess you could say it’s Septem-burrito-less.
3. I started a band called “September.” We’re only doing one reunion tour though, because once you’ve had a Septem-hit, why bother with the rest?
4. My friend said September is for relaxing, but all I see are Septem-burdens on my to-do list.
5. This heatwave is making September feel less like fall and more like Septem-burn.
6. My love life in September is like the leaves… falling apart. Guess you could say it’s Septem-barren out there.
7. Every year I try to make a resolution to enjoy September more. This year I’m Septem-determined!
8. Just found out “Septem-tember” isn’t a real word? I’ve been living a lie!
9. My bank account in September is like a horror movie… something spooky is going on in there. Definitely feeling a little Septem-scared.
10. I asked my friend if their pumpkin spice obsession is Septem-permanent or just a phase. They haven’t spoken to me since.
11. You know you’ve had too much pumpkin spice when you start calling September “Spicetember.” Don’t judge me.
12. I wanted to go on a cruise this September, but they were all booked up. Guess they were Septem-booked solid!

September QnA Puns and Jokes: Leafing You in Stitches

1. Q: What did the calendar say to September? A: “Look alive! It’s going to be Septem-burr-ific!”
2. Q: Why did September bring a ladder to the party? A: Because it heard the drinks were on the house-tember!
3. Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite month after a long vacation? A: Septemb-“See ya later!”-ber.
4. Q: Why was everyone so tired in September? A: August was a real Aug-wasting our energy!
5. Q: How do you make a fire with two months? A: Septem-burn-ember!
6. Q: What did the pumpkin spice latte say to September? A: “Hey there, Septem-ber-friend! Let’s get this autumn rolling!”
7. Q: What’s a student’s least favorite day in September? A: Septemburr-oh no, not homework-ber the 1st!
8. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award in September? A: Because he was outstanding in his field-tember!
9. Q: What did the leaf say to September? A: “Help! I’m falling for you, and it’s only Septem-brrr, I’m not ready!”
10. Q: What did September say to June while wearing sunglasses? A: “Septem-ber-lieve it or not, I’m cooler than you.”
11. Q: How does a tree get on the internet? A: They log in with their Septem-branch-ber!
12. Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite part of September? A: When it’s Septem-boo-ber!

Dad Jokes About September: They’re Fall-ing For Them

1. I started a band called Sep-Tuna-ber. We’re only together for one month a year.
2. You know what they call someone who’s indecisive about their favorite fall month? Sep-timid.
3. What did the calendar say to September? “You’re looking quite Septem-burly this year!”
4. My wife asked me to name all the fall months. I said, “Septem-burr, it’s cold!”
5. Why do trees hate September? They have to start wearing their fall “Septem-berets.”
6. Don’t tell September this, but I think October is way more “Septem-boo-tiful.”
7. Why is September so bad at poker? He always folds under “Septem-pressure.”
8. What do you call a bee’s favorite part of September? The honey-“Septem-bloom.”
9. What did the lazy kangaroo say in September? “I’ll hop to it… Sep-tomorrow.”
10. Why don’t they allow September in libraries? It’s always trying to “Septem-borrow” books!
11. I tried to make a September cocktail, but I couldn’t find the right recipe. It’s still a work in “Septem-progress.”

September Jokes and Puns for Kids to Fall Over Laughing

1. Q: Why did the student get lost in September? A: Because they couldn’t Septem-burrow out of their homework!
2. Q: What do you call a sleepy bee in September? A: A Septem-snoozer!
3. Q: Why did the calendar pages get thinner in September? A: Because they were Septem-berried under all the back-to-school notices!
4. Q: What musical instrument do they play at the North Pole in September? A: The tuba Septem-brrr!
5. Q: Why was everyone so tired on September 1st? A: They had a case of the Septem-slumbers!
6. Q: What do you call a group of birds singing in September? A: A Septem-choir!
7. Q: What did the teacher say to the loud class in September? A: Hey! Simmer down and Septem-behave yourselves!
8. Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow like September? A: Because the crows were always Septem-bugging him!
9. Q: Where do apples go to dance in September? A: To the apple Septem-ball!
10. Q: What did the leaves say to the wind in September? A: Leaf us alone! We’re having a Septem-breeze party!
11. Q: What’s a squirrel’s favorite month? A: Septem-nut-ber!
12. Q: Why do pencils love going back to school in September? A: Because they can finally Septem-write all their stories!

September Jokes and Puns for Elders: Keeping Spirits Leaf-y

1. You know you’re getting old in September when… the only thing back to school for you is your lower back.
2. Why don’t they allow “Septembers” in time travel? Because it creates a temporal paradox – having nine months after August is confusing enough!
3. My doctor told me I should think about the future. I said, “September seems a bit soon, don’t you think?”
4. My friend said, “Let’s make like trees in September and leave!” I told him, “Don’t be ridiculous, trees can’t talk!” …Then I realized he meant “leaf.” Sometimes I miss June.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award in September? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What’s the difference between a calendar and you in September? The calendar has exciting plans for the future. You just have autumn. (But hey, autumn’s beautiful, right?)
7. My knees are like the weather in September – can’t decide if they’re going to be pleasant or a total washout.
8. I told my wife, “Honey, you’re like a fine wine, you get better with age.” She said, “And you’re like a cheese, you just keep getting older.” I guess September does that to a marriage.
9. My secret for staying young? I ignore September. I go straight from August to a stiff drink.
10. Why is September like a long marriage? Because by the end of it, you’re ready for a change of scenery… but you know you’re better off sticking it out.

September Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Other Social Media: Get Your Autumn Laughs Here

1. I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to pay attention in September. 💸 #SeptemberStruggles
2. My bank account in September is like a horror movie… It’s full of scary numbers. 😱 #SeptemberBroke
3. You know it’s September when your summer tan starts to look like a faded receipt. ☀️➡️🧾 #GoodbyeSummer
4. Tried to make a plan for September… turns out calendars can’t handle this much procrastination. 🗓️ #SeptemberChaos
5. My summer diet plan was going great… then September hit like a pumpkin spice latte. 🎃☕ #FallFestivities
6. Relationship status: In a committed relationship with my blanket. It’s cuffing season, September edition. 🍂❤️ #CozyVibes
7. Does anyone else feel personally victimized by the speed at which September arrived? Just me? 😭 #SummerIsOver
8. September is the Sunday of months. You know you should be productive, but all you really want to do is nap. 😴 #SundayScaries #SeptemberEdition
9. School starts in September. Time to turn on “learn mode.” (Please hold while the system updates…) ⏳💻 #BackToSchool
10. What did the calendar say to September? “Help! I’m falling for October!” 😉 #FallingForFall
11. My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So I’m going all in on pumpkin spice everything this September. 🎃🤪 #NoRegrets
12. Sure, September means shorter days, but on the bright side, there’s more time for Netflix under a cozy blanket. ✨🍿 #SilverLinings

Knock-Knock Jokes about September to Leaf You in Splits

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember me when it’s time to rake the leaves!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember is here, time for pumpkin spice everything!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: it’s sweater weather, finally!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember me to tell you, autumn is my favorite color!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember is for apple picking and hayrides, let’s go!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: school’s back in session, bummer!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: shorter days, but the nights are cozy!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: my birthday month, where’s the cake?
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: I can’t believe summer flew by so fast!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: Halloween is coming, get your costume ready!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: football season is back, touchdown!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: time to break out the cozy blankets and hot cocoa!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sep. Sep who? Sep-tember: new month, new me… well, maybe next month!

Leaf-ing September Behind with a Smile! 🍂😁

Well, it Septembers to me you’ve reached the end of our pun-tastic journey through the month of September! But don’t leaf your laughter behind just yet! For more groan-worthy jokes and puns that will make you fall into a pile of giggles, be sure to explore the rest of our website. We promise, it’s anything but Septem-boring!

Ahmad Raza

I’m Ahmad Raza, the pun-derful maestro behind PunnyPeak.com! As the chief architect of hilarity, I’m on a mission to spread joy, one pun at a time. Crafting jokes that tickle your funny bone is my forte, and PunnyPeak.com is the whimsical wonderland where laughter reigns supreme. Get ready for a rib-tickling adventure as we explore the crevices of humor – PunnyPeak style! Find My Best Puns.

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