Welcome to the zestiest post you’ll read all day! Get ready to peel with laughter as we present the best collection of puns about everyone’s favorite citrus fruit, the orange. With over 150+ puns guaranteed to make you squeeze with joy, this list of clever and positive humor is sure to brighten your day. So sit back, relax, and get ready for some serious citrusy fun with these funny jokes!
Orange You Glad These Puns Made the Cut?
- I’m not usually a fan of fruit, but oranges sure do peel to me.
- Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Why did the orange go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more peel-educated.
- Orange you glad we’re not talking about apples right now?
- I told my friend I was going to start a fruit-themed comedy show and he said “orange you serious?”
- What do you call an orange that can sing? A tangorine!
- Orange you glad it’s not grapefruit season?
- I heard the orange won an award for being so a-peeling.
- Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
- I told my friend I was going to dress up as an orange for Halloween, and he said “that’s a peel-ing costume choice.”
- What do you call an orange who’s a comedian? Zest in show!
Orangutan-tastic Compound Puns: Squeeze the Laughter!
- Why did the orange go to school? To juice-tify its education!
- I heard the orange ran a marathon, but it couldn’t peel the finish line.
- The orange challenged the banana to a race, but it couldn’t concentrate.
- I can’t trust oranges to keep a secret, they always end up spilling the zest.
- The orange bought a fancy suit, but it didn’t feel pithy enough.
- An orange won the lottery, but it didn’t know how to handle all the peel.
- Oranges are great listeners, they always have a zest for hearing you out.
- Oranges love to travel, but they can never decide on a zest-ination.
- The orange threw a tantrum, but it couldn’t control its peelings.
- Oranges make great detectives, they always have a peel for details.
- The orange went on a date with a lemon, but they just couldn’t find a pithy topic to discuss.
- Oranges are such flirts, they always know how to peel hearts.
- I asked the orange for advice, but it only offered some citrus-tinction.
- The orange wanted to join the circus, but it didn’t have the right peel-formance skills.
Juicy Jokes: Orange One-liners Puns
- Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!
- My doctor told me I need more vitamin C, so I started dating an orange.
- I asked the orange if it needed a valentine, but it said it was already peeling loved.
- The reason the orange was upset? It couldn’t find its zest for life.
- The orange tried to pick a fight with the apple, but it just couldn’t find the pulp for it.
- Did you hear about the orange who won the marathon? It really took the peel out of its competitors.
- The orange was feeling sour, so I told it to just peel better soon.
- Why did the orange become a doctor? It wanted to work on its vitamin C-s.
- The orange and the lemon got into a fight, it was a real pulp friction.
- The orange couldn’t believe its luck, it finally found its zest friend.
- What’s an orange’s least favorite day of the week? Squeeze-day.
Outrageously Orange: Funny Tom Swifties Jokes
- “I can’t believe I just squeezed that orange,” Tom said juicily.
- “This orange is so bright,” Tom said, peeling with excitement.
- “I lost my orange in the fruit bowl,” Tom said, peeling around.
- “I accidentally sprayed myself with orange juice,” Tom said, pulpably.
- “This orange is so round,” Tom said, with a peel of laughter.
- “I’m feeling a-peel-ing today,” Tom said, zestfully.
- “I found a surprise in my orange,” Tom said, pulpably.
- “I just can’t concentrate around oranges,” Tom said, distractedly.
- “I can orange-ize anything,” Tom said, zestfully.
- “I bought an orange but it was too tangy,” Tom said, sourly.
- “I dressed up as an orange for Halloween,” Tom said, zestfully.
- “I always make a mess when I eat oranges,” Tom said, pulpably.
- “I got lost in the orange grove,” Tom said, peelingly.
- “I found a tiny orange in my lunch,” Tom said, pulpitively.
Juicy Jokes: Children’s Orange Puns
- Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
- What did the orange say to the lemon who was acting silly? A-peel to my sense of humor!
- How do you fix a broken orange? With vitamin C-ment!
- Why did the orange go to school? Because it wanted to be a little pulp-tutor!
- What do you call an orange that can sing? A tang-o singer!
- What’s an orange’s favorite movie genre? Pulp fiction!
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
- What do you get when you cross an orange with a comedian? A zesty sense of humor!
- Why did the orange go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a good squeeze!
- What do you call an orange that’s pretending to be a banana? A fruit impostor!
- Why was the orange so good at sports? It had a great peel for running!
- How do oranges communicate with each other? They use pulp fiction!
- What does an orange wear to bed? Pulp-ajamas!
- Why did the orange break up with the banana? It couldn’t handle the appeal!
- What did the orange say to the annoying apple? You’re really starting to pulp my patience!
Peeling Good: Hilarious Orange Puns for Instagram
- Squeeze the day!
- Don’t be a peel-er, be a feel-er!
- Zest is yet to come!
- I’m peeling fabulous today!
- Let’s a-peel to everyone’s senses!
- It’s all about that juicy life.
- Just keep peelin’, just keep peelin’!
- The zest is history!
- Squeeze me, but I think I’m hilarious.
Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana? Funny Orange Name Ideas
- Citrus Sine
- Tangy McTangerine
- Clementine the Great
- Peel Good Inc.
- Apricot of Laughs
- Zest Friends Forever
- Kooky Kumquat
- Tropic Like It’s Hot
- Mandarin Mirth
- Satsuma Silliness
- Valencia Vibe
- Navel Gazing Gags
- Carrot Top Comedy Co.
- Ugli Fruit Funhouse
- Tangelo Tango
Peel the Laughter with Orange-inal Question and Answer Puns
- What do you call an orange that plays the guitar? A jamming juicy fruit!
- How does an orange answer the phone? “Orange you glad you called?”
- What did the orange say to the orange that was teasing it? You’re really getting under my peel!
- Why are oranges so smart? Because they have a lot of zest for knowledge!
- Why did the orange win the marathon? Because it pulped out all the stops!
- What did the baby orange say to its parent? Don’t worry, I’ll grow up zest fine!
- How do you fix a broken orange? With a peel and sealant!
- What’s an orange’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you made of orange juice? Because you’re pulp-tivatingly sweet!”
- Why did the orange go to school? It wanted to be juice-t like everybody else!
- What do you call a group of musical oranges? A symphony of citrus!
- Why was the orange always calm? It had a lot of Vitamin C (sea) and was feeling very ‘zestful’!
- What did the orange say when it started rolling down the hill? “I’m on a roll!”
Peeling Out the Best Orange Double Entendres Puns
- I’m appealing to you to peel me an orange.
- Orange you glad to see me?
- This orange is a-peeling to my taste buds.
- Can I zest your appetite with some orange humor?
- I’ll give you the squeeze if you don’t appreciate my orange wit.
Orange You Glad I Made These Punny Jokes?
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the orange orchard? He woke up and realized it was just a pulp fiction.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, “Thanks!”. I said, “Don’t mention it.”
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
The Orange You Glad We Have Recursive Puns on Orange
- Why did the orange go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
- I asked the orange if it was feeling down, and it replied, “I’m just peeling a bit citrusly today.”
- The orange was feeling a little sassy, so it said, “I’m not just any fruit, I’m appealing!”
- When life gives you oranges, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how you did it.
- Oranges are always zest friends because they always have a little something extra to bring to the table.
- The orange refused to share its secrets with me, saying, “I don’t spill juice on just anybody!”
- I offered an orange some tea, but it replied, “I’m more of a pulp fiction kind of fruit.”
- The orange was feeling a little blue, so I told it to just zest and relax.
- I tried to talk to the orange about its problems, but it just kept saying, “I don’t feel like I can segment my feelings right now.”
- The orange was in a hurry, so I told it to just take things peel by peel.
- The orange’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction, of course!
- Oranges can never keep secrets because they always end up juicing the news.
- When you’re feeling down, just remember that life is full of segments – just like an orange!
Orange You Glad for These Knock-Knock Puns/Jokes?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I brought some vitamin C?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m here to peel you off the couch?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I squeezed my way into your day?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I zest up your life?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m here to juice things up?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a lemon?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a lime trying to be sour?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a grape stealing the spotlight?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not just another fruit loop?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not an apple trying to be too sweet?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a pineapple causing a prickly situation?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a watermelon making a big splash?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a strawberry trying to be berry funny?
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not a peach trying to cause a fuzz?
Orange you glad it’s over?
Well, folks, I hope these orange puns have left you feeling peel-y good and citrus-satisfied. Whether you found them a-peel-ing or just plain zestful, I’m sure they’ve brought a smile to your face. If you’re still craving more pun-derful humor, just remember: when life gives you oranges, make puns! Keep on squeezing the laughter out of every juicy situation, and never underestimate the power of a groan-inducing punchline. Until next time, keep calm and carry pomelo on!