90+ Social Media Puns & Jokes: You’ll Totally “Like” These!

Get ready to LOL and #hashtag your way to happiness because we’ve compiled the best list of social media puns and jokes that are positively hilarious! If your humor feed is feeling a little dry, we’re here to brighten your day with some clever wordplay and funny observations about the world of likes, shares, and follows. Get ready to screenshot and share these gems – because laughter is always better when it’s social!

My Picks: Top Social Media Puns That Will Make You Like, Comment, and Subscribe

1. What did the shy computer say? I have no media to talk. (Playing on “media” and the feeling of shyness)
2. My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. Guess I’ll Facebook them. (Playing on “Facebook” and the act of tagging someone online)
3. Feeling so lonely, I could really use a friend request in real life. (Playing on the “friend request” function of many social media platforms)
4. My life is an open book. Too bad it’s written in Comic Sans. (Playing on “open book” profiles and the often-mocked Comic Sans font)
5. Sorry for the late reply, I was on a digital detox… in the bathroom. (Playing on the modern idea of a “digital detox” and a common place to use your phone)
6. Don’t air your dirty laundry online. That’s what private messages are for. (Playing on the idiom “air your dirty laundry” and the function of private messaging)
7. Just spent three hours scrolling through my feed. Time flies when you’re procrastinating. (Playing on the idiom “time flies” and the addictive nature of social media)
8. I don’t always check my notifications… okay, yes I do. (Playing on the classic “I don’t always” meme format and the compulsive nature of checking notifications)
9. My internet went down for five minutes. I survived by talking to my plants. They liked my tweet. (Playing on the feeling of being lost without internet and the absurdity of plants liking a tweet)
10. Tried to log off Instagram for the day. The fear of missing out said, “Nope.” (Playing on the acronym “FOMO” – Fear Of Missing Out – and the addictive nature of Instagram)
11. My parents still don’t understand what I do for a living. I told them I’m a professional influencer. They said, “Of what? Bad posture?” (Playing on the job title “influencer” and poking fun at the stereotypes associated with social media use)
12. Social media is a wild world. It’s where selfies are news and likes are currency. (Playing on the cultural impact of social media and how it shifts traditional ideas of news and value)

Funniest & Best Social Media Puns To Make You LOL

1. I tried to explain to my friend the concept of social media marketing… He just stared at me blankly. Guess you could say he didn’t quite get the “like.”
2. Social media is like a fridge. You know it’s not interesting, but you can’t help but check it every 5 minutes.
3. I met my significant other through social media. Turns out we had so much in common! We both swiped right.
4. I’m starting a support group for people addicted to social media. We meet every hour on the hour. Follow me for updates!
5. My social media presence is like a fine wine. Constantly aging in drafts.
6. People who brag about giving up social media are the worst. They’re always so hashtag humblebrag about it.
7. I’m not saying I’m addicted to social media, but… I did name my plants after my favorite Instagram filters.
8. Found an old diary from my teenage years. Turns out, my life was pretty boring before social media. Just pages and pages of…”Dear Diary, feeling #blessed.”
9. Social media is a lot like ancient Egypt. Everyone’s obsessed with posting their “pyramids” (achievements) and “hieroglyphics” (emojis).
10. I deactivated my social media accounts for a week. It was great! I finally had time for all the things I used to do… like stalk people from afar.
11. What did the influencer say when he was caught stealing content? “It’s not plagiarism, it’s curated!”
12. I’m writing a book about the history of social media. It’s still in the early stages. I’m currently working on my “MySpace” chapter.

Funny One-liners Social Media Jokes To Post Now

1. I tried to explain to my friend what “going viral” meant… he said he prefers the flu shot. 🤧
2. My therapist told me to avoid social media to reduce stress… so naturally, I posted about it on five different platforms. 🤷‍♀️
3. I deactivated my social media accounts for a week. My refrigerator has never been so interesting. 🥕
4. My life is an open book… if that book was written in emojis and only available to my cat. 😹
5. Some people have a “resting beach face.” I have a “resting social media scroll face.” 📱😶
6. Social media is like a fridge. You know it’s probably empty, but you keep checking it every 5 minutes anyway. 🧲
7. I’m not saying I’m addicted to social media, but I once recognized someone from Tinder in a stock photo. 👀
8. I finally figured out the secret to a perfect social media life: Pretend you have one. 😎🌴
9. I’m on a social media cleanse. Just kidding, I need to see what everyone else is pretending to do. 😉
10. My therapist told me to practice mindfulness. So, I mindfully scrolled through Instagram for an hour. 🧘‍♀️📱
11. My ideal social media platform? One where everyone just posts pictures of their pets and complains about the weather. 🐶🐱🌧️
12. Breaking news: Study finds link between social media and the feeling that everyone else is living a better life. 🤯 (No kidding!)
13. I don’t have an attention span problem. It’s just that my phone keeps interrupting my social media time. 🤔📱

Social Media QnA Puns and Jokes: A Hilarious Thread

1. Q: What’s a social media influencer’s favorite snack? A: Follow-nut butter and traffic jam!
2. Q: Why did the social media manager get fired from the bank? A: They kept telling everyone to check out their new branch!
3. Q: What did the introverted computer say to the social media app? A: “Leave me alone, I’m in a private browsing mood.”
4. Q: What’s the most stressful thing about being a social media manager? A: Meeting your daily quota of “likes.” It’s tough work, but hey, someone’s gotta “like” it!
5. Q: Why don’t Twitter birds use Instagram? A: They’d rather have 280 characters than a picture worth a thousand tweets!
6. Q: What do you call a social media post that’s always promoting something? A: An ad-itude problem!
7. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award for social media? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. Q: How do you throw a party on social media? A: You “like” all the right posts, “share” the fun with your friends, and hope your internet connection doesn’t “crash” the party!
9. Q: What’s a social media influencer’s favorite type of music? A: Anything that pays good royalties!
10. Q: Why don’t ghosts use social media? A: They find it too scary! They’re afraid of likes from dead followers!
11. Q: What’s a social media manager’s favorite type of coffee? A: Any blend that keeps them going until their next post!
12. Q: How can you tell someone is addicted to social media? A: Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. Probably twice.

Dad Jokes About Social Media: The Shareable Kind

1. I told my son his room was so messy, it should be on social media. He said, “Don’t you dare post pictures of my room online!” I replied, “Relax, it’s not Pinterest-ing.”
2. My wife got mad at me for spending too much time on social media. I said, “But honey, it’s how I keep in touch with my Facebook family.” She said, “Maybe you should try talking to this family for a change.”
3. What’s the most anti-social social media platform? Pinterest. All those boards, and they never invite you over!
4. You know you’re old when… You try to share something funny on Facebook and accidentally post it to your timeline from 2012.
5. Social media is like a refrigerator. You keep checking it every few minutes, even though you know nothing new will be there.
6. I’m starting a new social media platform called “Bookface.” It’s just like Facebook, but you have to read actual books to join.
7. I’m not saying I’m addicted to social media, but… I did once spend three hours trying to find the perfect filter for my avocado toast.
8. My teenage daughter thinks she’s a social media influencer. I told her, “Honey, you can’t influence me to do anything except mow the lawn.”
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, especially on social media!
10. I saw a guy on social media bragging about his new “smart” phone. I said, “Big deal, I’ve had a smart phone for years. It just pretends to be dumb when you try to use it.”
11. What’s the difference between a bad golfer and someone who spends too much time on social media? A bad golfer says “Darn it,” and goes back to the clubhouse.
12. How can you tell someone met on social media? They don’t look anything like their profile picture.

Social Media Jokes and Puns for Kids: Share the Laughter

1. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 😂
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 😂
3. What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business! 😂
4. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 😂
5. Where do hamburgers go to dance? A meat-ball! 😂
6. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed! 😂
7. What musical instrument do rabbits play? The trumpet! 😂
8. What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious! 😂
9. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 😂
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 😂
11. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? An R2-Detour! 😂
12. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 😂
13. Where do fleas go for vacation? Search me! 😂

Social Media Jokes and Puns for Elders: Because Laughter Knows No Age

1. My grandson tried to explain Facebook to me… …He said, “It’s like a newspaper, Grandma, but everyone’s bragging.” I told him, “We had that back in my day too, it was called a Christmas letter!”
2. I finally figured out what “hashtag” means… It’s what you say when you’re on hold with tech support. #TheStruggleIsReal
3. My friend told me I should try online dating. I told him… “Honey, I remember when dating was done online… two cans and a string.”
4. What’s the difference between a millennial and a vintage photo? Eventually the vintage photo will develop.
5. My doctor told me to get more “likes” to feel better about myself… …so I went and liked everyone’s posts on Facebook. I’m feeling much better about myself now, thanks Doc!
6. They say Twitter is for short thoughts, but… …that’s my entire retirement plan these days! #LivingOnTheEdge
7. What do you call an influencer who’s lost their followers? …Just an influencer hopeful with a lot of free time.
8. I finally joined the 21st century! I got a smartphone with a data plan… …Now if only I could remember what that grandson’s WiFi password was. #HelpAnElderOut
9. I don’t understand why people complain about privacy settings… *… Back in my day, the whole family looked at the same photo album, embarrassing pictures and all! #NoFilterNeeded
10. What did the elder say to the robot influencer? “Darling, you may have thousands of followers, but can you teach me how to program the VCR?”

Social Media Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Other Social Media That Will Get All the Likes

1. I tried to explain to my friend what “social media engagement” is… He just gave me a blank stare. I guess you could say he didn’t quite get it. 😉
2. What’s a social media manager’s favorite snack? Follow-up questions! 😋
3. My therapist told me to stay off social media for a week and focus on my real life. It’s been rough, I only have three days left and 876 people still don’t know I stubbed my toe. 😩
4. I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, my position was “easily replaceable” – they said I could have been a robot. I guess you could say they really automated my job search! 🤖
5. Just saw a post about the downsides of social media. It really resonated with me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go share it on seven different platforms. 🤪
6. I asked ChatGPT to write a social media post about procrastination. It said it would, but it needed a few more minutes. 🐢
7. A guy walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!” The guy says, “See! I told you social media algorithms were listening!” 👂
8. Someone stole my phone last week and replaced it with a potato. I have to say, I’m getting a lot less engagement these days.🥔
9. What do you call a social media influencer who’s always running late? An insta-graham cracker. 🏃‍♂️
10. Just got blocked by my own reflection for trolling. Some people are way too sensitive. 🪞
11. My New Year’s resolution was to spend less time on social media. I’m proud to say, so far, I’ve failed successfully every single day. 🥳
12. Social media is like a fridge. You know there’s nothing new, but you still check it every 5 minutes. 🧲

Knock-Knock Jokes about Social Media: You’ll “Like” These

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Social. Social who? Social media be the death of productivity!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Insta. Insta who? Insta-ntly regretting that selfie I posted last night… 😬
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tweet. Tweet who? Tweet dreams are made of this! Who am I to disagree? 🎶
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scroll. Scroll who? Scroll down, keep scrolling…you know you want to!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hashtag. Hashtag who? Hashtag awkward silence when you run out of things to say online.
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Like. Like who? Like, comment, and subscribe for more hilarious content!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Filter. Filter who? Filter out the negativity and focus on the good vibes! 😎
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Friend. Friend who? Friend request accepted! Now we can awkwardly like each other’s posts from five years ago. 😅
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Influencer. Influencer who? Influencer you to put down your phone and go enjoy the real world! 🌳
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Profile. Profile who? Profile picture or it didn’t happen! 📸

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I’m Ahmad Raza, the pun-derful maestro behind PunnyPeak.com! As the chief architect of hilarity, I’m on a mission to spread joy, one pun at a time. Crafting jokes that tickle your funny bone is my forte, and PunnyPeak.com is the whimsical wonderland where laughter reigns supreme. Get ready for a rib-tickling adventure as we explore the crevices of humor – PunnyPeak style! Find My Best Puns.

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