100+ Black Friday Puns & Jokes: Shop ‘Til You Drop!

Get ready to laugh your shopping carts off because it’s time for the best kind of Black Friday deals: puns and jokes! We’ve compiled a hilarious list of the most clever and funny Black Friday humor to keep your spirits high and your wallet feeling positive (well, as positive as it can be after a day of deal hunting). Get ready for some side-splitting puns because we’re about to unleash the ultimate Black Friday joke bonanza!

My Picks: Top Black Friday Puns You’ll Be Thankful For

1. Shop till you drop… prices!
2. Black Friday: Where wallets go to dye.
3. Warning: May cause extreme bargain blindness.
4. Keep calm and shop Black Friday on.
5. My bank account is wearing black… Friday.
6. “Orange you glad” it’s not “Black Saturday?”
7. Sorry for what I said when I was low on deals.
8. Black Friday: Discounts so good, it’s scary.
9. I’m only here for the doorbuster… arguments.
10. My credit card is about to see red… on Black Friday.
11. Black Friday shoppers: They see a sale, they conquer.
12. Let’s get this “bread” (and by bread, I mean deals).
13. Black Friday: Because waiting in line is my cardio.

Funniest & Best Black Friday Puns To Shop Till You Drop

1. What’s the difference between a Black Friday shopper and a bull in a china shop? The bull knows when to say “Whoa!”
2. Why did the shopper bring a ladder to Black Friday? To reach the highly discounted items!
3. Black Friday: Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a good old-fashioned trampling.
4. My bank account on Black Friday is like an avocado… Empty on the inside.
5. I’m not saying I’m a bad influence, but I went to Black Friday shopping with a friend, and now she has a restraining order.
6. I’m making a “Black Friday Survival Kit” for my friends. Suggestions? I’ve got duct tape, a whistle, and a map to the nearest exit covered so far.
7. My credit card company called me about unusual activity on Black Friday… I told them it’s ONE DAY A YEAR, lay off!
8. Black Friday is the only day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to elbow someone in the face for a discounted toaster.
9. They say money can’t buy happiness… Have you ever seen someone leaving a store on Black Friday?
10. Sleep in or shop ’til you drop? Black Friday is a tough choice. Actually, it’s not. See you at the mall!
11. I only participate in Black Friday online. My therapist calls it “progress.”
12. Just saw a sign that said “Black Friday Deals: Everything Must Go!” Including my dignity, apparently.

Funny One-liners Black Friday Jokes: To Shop or Not To Shop

1. I’m not saying I’m cheap, but I got trampled on Black Friday… and I liked it.
2. My bank account goes from “black” to “deep in the red” on Black Friday. Progress, I guess?
3. I wanted to get my shopping done early on Black Friday… but then I remembered I value my life.
4. They say money talks… I guess mine just screamed “goodbye” on Black Friday.
5. My credit card company loves Black Friday… probably more than they love me.
6. Black Friday: Where “doorbuster” is both a sale and a security threat.
7. I’m pretty sure I saw a tumbleweed roll through the living room after my wife finished her Black Friday shopping.
8. Black Friday is the only day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to elbow a grandma for a discounted TV.
9. Sleep? What’s sleep? – Everyone on Black Friday.
10. I’m not sure what’s more bruised after Black Friday, the shoppers or my wallet.
11. Black Friday: Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a mild concussion and buyer’s remorse.
12. I survived another Black Friday… this year, I only cried twice!

Black Friday QnA Puns and Jokes: Deals So Good, It’s Scary

1. Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Black Friday shopping spree? A: He was outstanding in his field!
2. Q: What’s black and blue after Black Friday? A: Your credit card!
3. Q: What’s the difference between a Black Friday shopper and a zombie? A: Zombies moan for brains, Black Friday shoppers already lost theirs.
4. Q: How do you make a Black Friday deal even sweeter? A: Add a “Cyber Monday” countdown clock and watch the panic rise!
5. Q: What’s the most popular Black Friday pick-up line? A: “Are you a 90% discount? Cause I’m about to risk it all for you!”
6. Q: Why did the store clerk get a raise on Black Friday? A: He was a master of the “scan and demand” technique.
7. Q: What’s the only thing emptier than my wallet after Black Friday? A: The store shelves 5 minutes after opening.
8. Q: What did the introverted shopper wear on Black Friday? A: A full suit of armor, just in case the deals got medieval.
9. Q: How do you train for Black Friday shopping? A: Running with the bulls… but replace the bulls with frenzied shoppers and the streets with a department store.
10. Q: Why is Black Friday like a horror movie? A: You go in knowing you shouldn’t, and you leave wondering where the time (and your money) went.
11. Q: What’s the Black Friday shopper’s anthem? A: “We Will, We Will Shop You!” (Sung to the tune of “We Will Rock You”)
12. Q: What do you call a Black Friday shopper who actually found everything on their list? A: A mythical creature, like a unicorn or a sale item that’s actually in stock.

Dad Jokes About Black Friday: Guaranteed to Make You Groan

1. I wanted to buy a black color TV on Black Friday, but it was already sold out. Guess you could say it was… out of the black.
2. What’s a pirate’s favorite shopping day? Talk Like a Pirate Day… but they also love Black Fri-yay!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Black Friday? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. My wife wanted me to go Black Friday shopping with her… I said, “Sorry, honey, I can’t. It’s against my vow of poverty.”
5. Someone stole my credit card on Black Friday! I haven’t reported it yet, the thief is spending less than my wife!
6. What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper after reporting on all the Black Friday fights!
7. Why don’t they play chess on Black Friday? Because all the pawns are out shopping!
8. My wife asked me to check if a store online had a Black Friday sale… They did, but it looks like their website already crashed. Guess you could say it went… black!
9. Black Friday is the only day of the year where… “Get a life!” is actually good advice.
10. What’s a math teacher’s favorite part about Black Friday? All the discounts are actually problems they can solve!
11. Why are Black Friday shoppers so good at poker? They’re experts at bluffing their way to the front of the line!

Black Friday Jokes and Puns for Kids to Tell in the Store

1. Why did the crayons skip Black Friday? Because they were already feeling blue!
2. What’s a pirate’s favorite shopping day? Black Fri-aye-day! They love a good treasure hunt!
3. What’s black and white and eats shopping bags? A zebra on Black Friday!
4. Why did the teddy bear shop close early on Black Friday? Because they were all stuffed!
5. What do you call a turkey who’s a pro at Black Friday shopping? A deal-gobbler!
6. Why don’t they have Black Friday sales at the library? Because the books are already marked down!
7. What’s a spider’s favorite part of Black Friday? All the websites having sales!
8. How do trees get ready for Black Friday? They branch out to all the stores!
9. What do you get when dinosaurs go shopping on Black Friday? A dino-mite sale!
10. Why did the snowman go shopping on Black Friday? He wanted to find a sale on winter clothes!
11. Why don’t ghosts like going shopping on Black Friday? Because they can’t tell what’s boo-tiful!
12. What’s a math teacher’s favorite part about Black Friday? All the amazing fractions!
13. Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a Black Friday secret? Because it might crack under pressure!

Black Friday Jokes and Puns for Elders: Because Laughter is Ageless

1. You know you’re old when… Black Friday reminds you of the day the stock market crashed and you swore off investing in anything riskier than government bonds.
2. I wanted to get my wife a Venetian blind for Black Friday… but the store was all out, so I got her a hundred bucks worth of lottery tickets instead. I figure it’s the same thing, just with more steps.
3. I got a great deal on a metal detector for Black Friday. Now I can finally find my reading glasses after I’ve been wearing them for an hour.
4. Black Friday: Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a good old-fashioned trampling.
5. They say Black Friday deals are getting earlier every year… This year I swear I saw a “Doorbuster” sale advertised for February! What’s next, Black Friday in July? Wait, don’t answer that.
6. My retirement plan is basically just hoping I find a winning lottery ticket stuck to a Black Friday ad. So far, no luck. But hey, there’s always next year!
7. Back in my day, we didn’t need a special day for sales. Things were just reasonably priced all the time! And we liked it that way. Or at least we complained about it less.
8. The only thing black and blue on Black Friday should be the ink in my checkbook. But let’s be honest, these days it’s probably just my credit card statement.
9. You know you’re getting old when… the only doorbuster deal you care about is the one on prune juice at the pharmacy.
10. I’m boycotting Black Friday this year. I refuse to participate in this blatant commercialism and consumerism. Besides, my nap time is at 2 p.m. sharp, and nothing comes between me and my afternoon rest.
11. Why did the senior citizen cross the road on Black Friday? To get to the early bird special at the diner on the other side, of course! They knew better than to brave those crowds.

Black Friday Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Other Social Media: Get Ready to LOL

1. Just saw a guy arrested at the mall for cutting the line on Black Friday. They charged him with a… wait for it… shoplifting offense!
2. My bank account after Black Friday is gonna be looking like a reverse Oreo: white on the inside, black on the outside.
3. Wife: “Honey, no more credit cards. Cash only for Black Friday!” Me: “Deal! What color cash you want?”
4. Me trying to explain to my family that Thanksgiving leftovers are superior to Black Friday deals. [Insert GIF of someone fighting a losing battle]
5. You know you’ve Black Friday-ed too hard when you wake up in your own shopping cart, wearing a “50% off” sticker on your forehead.
6. My therapist told me to avoid stressful situations… guess I’ll be sitting Black Friday out this year. Unless they’re giving therapy sessions away, then all bets are off!
7. Friend: “Going Black Friday shopping? You’re brave.” Me: “Brave? Honey, I consider myself a competitive shopper. Now excuse me, I have to go stretch.”
8. Black Friday: Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a mild concussion and existential dread in Aisle 5.
9. BREAKING NEWS: Local man single-handedly saves Black Friday by opening up a second cash register.
10. I’m not saying I’m addicted to Black Friday shopping, but I already have my outfit picked out… for NEXT year.
11. Why don’t they ever have Black Friday sales on kale and quinoa? Asking for a friend who’s definitely not me hiding behind this phone.
12. Husband: “I think you should skip Black Friday this year, honey. Save your energy.” Wife: “Oh, you misunderstand. I save my energy ALL YEAR for Black Friday.”

Knock-Knock Jokes about Black Friday for Shopaholics

1. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Black.
   Black who?
   Black Friday deals are here early! You expecting someone else?
2. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Broken.
   Broken who?
   Broken record, but have you checked out the Black Friday sales yet?
3. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Cereal.
   Cereal who?
   Cereal-sly, you weren’t going to miss these Black Friday deals, were you?
4. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Annie.
   Annie who?
   Annie thing you can buy on Black Friday, I can buy cheaper!
5. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Harry.
   Harry who?
   Harry up, those Black Friday deals won’t last forever!
6. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Alpaca.
   Alpaca who?
   Alpaca the shopping bags, you load up on these Black Friday steals!
7. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Idaho.
   Idaho who?
   Idaho know about Black Friday if I were you – the deals are insane!
8. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Gorilla.
   Gorilla who?
   Gorilla the shopping cart ready, it’s Black Friday!
9. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Lettuce.
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce in! It’s cold out here and these Black Friday deals are hot!
10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome – I knew you’d tank me for telling you about that Black Friday sale!
11. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to save a ton of money on Black Friday?
12. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin the piggy bank because it’s Black Friday!
13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No time for chit-chat, gotta get this Black Friday shopping spree started!

Pun-shoppers, let’s be real, we’re all black and blue now!

We hope these Black Friday puns and jokes haven’t left you feeling blue… or should we say, black and blue from laughing too hard! Don’t let the pun fun stop here. Explore our website for more side-splitting jokes that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party, or at least the most popular person in the checkout line.

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